Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Yien's thick skin on the Face

First of all, that wasnt chicken!!! Its just simple manners. What were the main motives of goin to that stranger's house? FOR MONEY! gosh you people. I wonder how many inch ur cheeks are.

I mean think about it, you wanna visit this big huge banglo just because they give money. And you guys still feel proud about it.. - . - Damn thats silly. It was just so lucky that it happen to be our friend's house...save your faces and all. If not what will u guys say when the elders ask you guys are friends of...? (they did ask ok)

" Gosh, no money a? nvm la can eat free food,haha! ah, i want more prawns, and roti canai, and laksa, and abc.... "


Walao! and law still go bocor and say actually we didnt know its his house and luckily we saw him. Damn, you got brain or not? Thats like telling him



"Hey kawan, i didnt come here to visit you ok, i came here for the money you guys give but HEY, since you HAPPEN to be living here, i visit you too la."


Ah! thats a super humiliation on the face and non of you guys even notice. Still dare to elaborate when he asked "how you know my house is here? ". Wow, nice genetics on the cheek depth man.But i do have to give credits to those that still have a little bit of "shame" receptors on their cheeks la, if you felt so than you're definitely better than numb face people.

Ah, nvm la... since you still don't get the whole situation.Let it be lo... i'm still feeling bad about it though the food was nice and all. Haih,,,,



DRAMA OF THE DAY
(do hope you get the moral of the story)

Teacher:
"Children, today i'm gonna teach you a new vocab. Let's repeat after me.. S...H....A...M...E.. good, now Yien Yien can you stand up and pronouns it loudly so that you're friends can hear"

Yien:
" SHAME! (with lovely and proud face)."

Teacher:
" Excellent!"

Yien
:"Thank you mis, i learned this word since i was 3! ( proclaim in a arogant way)"

Teacher: Well perhaps you can tell your friends what does 'shame' means?"

Yien:
"Um....it means...seeing a rich and generous raya-celebrating banglo and rushing in the stranger's house for money and food with bravery and balls!"

Teacher: "...."


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahhahaha..!


I smell 'bombs'.. no offence.. =p